Wanna See Something Hot?

This is the new double wall oven I will be getting in our home.  They are both full-sized, fully convection, and they do cool things like proof bread.  I will be able to bake TWO ENTIRE batches (six trays) of cookies--at the same time!  (Not that I should be eating cookies.)  Or turkey AND pies AND rolls, all at the same time. 
I'm going to be like that lady on the IKEA ad with the twins who just loves her ovens.  EEEEK!